Paradigm (Juxtaposition)
My name is Tristan. I'm 22 years old, and I live in Rock Hill, SC. I live in an time-space rupture. Want to know anything else? Ask me, don't hesitate.
GPOY
It’s true! I watched it last night, and let me tell you. I was thrilled. Thrilled beyond belief.
Also, I can only watch movies with my head up my ass and coming out of my mouth.
PARADOXCEPTION!!!
Yeah. I saw that headline in a search, and couldn’t help but make fun of it.
So long that when I logged it, it notified me about the change in TOS and Privacy Policy. Damn, it’s been forever.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
(via snowwiccalette)
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(via lexi-lovegood)
Are you trying to kill yourself? If this is true, first i’m going to make sure you’re ok, then i’m going to slap the everliving shit out of you.
Me: I have $400 dollars. There’s nothing to eat. I’m already going to be out for a couple of hours. Do you want me to pick up some groceries?
Grandmother: No. I’ll do it in a couple days.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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